Saturday, June 19, 2004
Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship!
1. When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and will help you plot revenge against the sorry b@stard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get....
5. When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
7. When you are sick, ...STAY AWAY FROM ME until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath, I pledge 'til the END.
Why you may ask?
Because you're my friend!
1. When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and will help you plot revenge against the sorry b@stard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get....
5. When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
7. When you are sick, ...STAY AWAY FROM ME until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath, I pledge 'til the END.
Why you may ask?
Because you're my friend!
Monday, June 14, 2004
A wet day!
The weather is so great right now. But this morning we went to the park. We had not been there for long when we heard some thunders. As we were walking out of the park it started to rain heavily. We came home socking wet but we couldn't change cloths right away cause we needed to close al the open windows. The carpet in the addict was already wet and now it has some towels on it. Nicy, nice. But now everybody are dry an sleeping except Erin, which is swimming! ;)
My friend just called. Lost on her way to the airport with "her" kid. So I came to rescue "Here I come to save the day!" But it went alright...
Shakespearean Insulter
"Be not lost so poorly in your thoughts."
Taken from: Macbeth
The weather is so great right now. But this morning we went to the park. We had not been there for long when we heard some thunders. As we were walking out of the park it started to rain heavily. We came home socking wet but we couldn't change cloths right away cause we needed to close al the open windows. The carpet in the addict was already wet and now it has some towels on it. Nicy, nice. But now everybody are dry an sleeping except Erin, which is swimming! ;)
My friend just called. Lost on her way to the airport with "her" kid. So I came to rescue "Here I come to save the day!" But it went alright...
Shakespearean Insulter
"Be not lost so poorly in your thoughts."
Taken from: Macbeth
